Top ten signs you work for IBM by David Letterman
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You lecture the neighborhood kids selling lemonade on ways to improve their process. |
| 9 | |
You get all excited when it's Saturday so you can wear shorts to work. |
| 8 | |
You refer to the tomatoes grown in your garden as deliverables. |
| 7 | |
You find you really need Freelance to explain what you do for a living. |
| 6 | |
You normally eat out of vending machines and at the most expensive restaurant in town within the same week. |
| 5 | |
You think that "progressing an action plan" and "calendarizing a project" are acceptable English phrases. |
| 4 | |
You know the people at faraway hotels better than your next-door neighbors. |
| 3 | |
You ask your friends to "think outside the box" when making Friday night plans. |
| 2 | |
You think Einstein would have been more effective had he put his ideas into a matrix. |
| And, the number one sign you work for IBM... | ||
| 1 | |
You think a "half-day" means leaving at 5 o'clock. |
Update: This seems to be old news.
Posted by Stephan H Wissel on 16 October 2007 | Comments (1) | categories: After hours